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2012 is here and it’s time to critique the celebrities with the best looks in 2011 and the celebs with the worst looks in 2011!

Let’s start in music: Lady Gaga has a body to die for but we say “lay off the skin brighteners, girl!” We want to see you more natural and less LOUD! Your music keeps us moving, though! Nicki Minaj, I will personally cancel your supply of eyelash growth products. Eyelash growth is one thing, fake ugly eyelashes that make you look ridiculous is another! Nicole Scherzinger, you are super-hot, but be sure to use some wrinkle cream to reduce wrinkled so you stay looking like a Pussycat Doll and not a Pussycat Mom. Next, to movies: Demi Moore, we haven’t seen you in many movies lately, but your thicker eyebrows, and wrinkle free skin (wrinkle cream to reduce wrinkles, we’re guessing?) have been a beauty inspiration to all us middle aged women! Bravo! Meryl Streep – I would see any film of yours, but for you, since you’re so elegant and poised, I’d love to see a makeup free performance in 2012. Celebrate your acting, not just your beauty! On to TV – if Boardwalk Empire shows one more “escort” using French beauty products in Atlantic City, I’m going to “prohibition” the show! But Anna Paquin from True Blood and Zooey Deschanel from New Girl know how to look pretty, perky, and with a hint of sexiness thanks to smart use of skin brighteners (take notes, Gaga!)
And that’s part 1 of our Year in Review of beauty products. What a year in beauty and may it continue into 2012 for some, and not for others!

I’m an accountant at a high powered big four accounting firm. I usually like to arrive at work by 8:45 and leave around 6:15 after a full day of work. I take lunch promptly at 12:30 every day and I usually can make it back to my office with ten minutes to spare. I make sure not to spend more than my average of $5 a day for lunch and if I go over one day, I make sure to reduce the cost the next day. You could say I’m a very buttoned up personality, rigid and steadfast in my daily schedule.

But now I’m taking male enhancement products because my wife wants some passion out of me. She says that monotonous routine that I mentally have for almost every activity in my life is not a welcome trait in the bedroom. So I started taking male enhancement pills to battle the monotony. And I can see the difference a lot. One day, I had a lot of intimacy that night and I ended up arriving at work at 9:56. That’s the first time I’ve ever been in past 9! And no one care and I was totally ok. After a week of sexual enhancement, I also started walking around the office chatting with my coworkers more often. And taking my jacket and tie off during the slow PM hours! It’s unheard of to me – how could the best penis pills change my rigorous schedule this much? I know it should affect me like this in the bedroom, but to unbutton my personality this much, who knew?

I even decided to call in sick today and write this blog out…. and guess what? I’m not even sick! I just didn’t feel like going in! A lot has changed and the sexual pills have started me down that path! I think I’ve created a monster and it’s starting to scare me! But it makes my wife happy and that means more unbuttoning… literally!

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