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Time for the long awaited lunchtime, our first down time since we started working the construction zone on 8th avenue. Now’s the time to sit back, take in the fresh air, and, like all construction workers god given right, stare at all the beautiful Manhattan working women. A steak sandwich, Coke, and tons of gorgeous women to keep us company.

Usually, because we’re staring at the tons of women as they pass by in the heels, tight skirts, and perfectly done makeup, the talk starts gravitating to intimate topics… and someone eventually mentions their male enhancement products issues. One big burly construction worker, after seeing an especially gorgeous Asian woman, remarked that his male sexual enhancement won’t be needed tonight after seeing her! Yes, the remarks and comments by us can get rowdy and raucous, but we are in construction after all, not in political diplomacy. Male enhancement pills and women are a frequent topic of discussion after slaving over girders, hammers, and machines all day.

We become like machines and male enhancement products help us perform like machines when we’re not working. We ogle many women and make teasing comments but I think the women known what to expect once they pass a work zone. Just be lucky we don’t have sexual enhancement on us, or we’d actually start asking out each woman that walks by!

I’ve never been one to embrace too much beauty enhancement. I’m pretty plain and bohemian in my usual life. Plain clothes, plain shoes, pretty basic apartment, and very menial job. I’m just not into any physical or beauty enhancements – I believe a person should get to know the inner me and my inner beauty.

I see all these women out there who look as if they think they’re all that. All their eyelash growth products and wrinkle creams – it makes women look so fake and ugly in my opinion. My mother used to say it’s like putting lipstick on a pig and you can’t dress up a pig to look like anything except a pig. Varicose veins treatments on the legs, eyelash growth, and age spots treatments are simply not very appealing to most men or people in general. I feel that most people remember those enhancement items on a woman for negative reasons, not positive ones. Guys could poke fun at eyelash growth that was too flashy or age spots that show through the age spots treatment.

That’s why inner beauty is so much more important. You don’t have to dress up the exterior, you need to enhance the interior. It’s a philosophy I fully embrace in all aspects of my life. That being said, I’ve hardly been asked out in the past five years so maybe my perspective is totally obsolete in this age of beauty and marketing.

2012 is here and it’s time to critique the celebrities with the best looks in 2011 and the celebs with the worst looks in 2011!

Let’s start in music: Lady Gaga has a body to die for but we say “lay off the skin brighteners, girl!” We want to see you more natural and less LOUD! Your music keeps us moving, though! Nicki Minaj, I will personally cancel your supply of eyelash growth products. Eyelash growth is one thing, fake ugly eyelashes that make you look ridiculous is another! Nicole Scherzinger, you are super-hot, but be sure to use some wrinkle cream to reduce wrinkled so you stay looking like a Pussycat Doll and not a Pussycat Mom. Next, to movies: Demi Moore, we haven’t seen you in many movies lately, but your thicker eyebrows, and wrinkle free skin (wrinkle cream to reduce wrinkles, we’re guessing?) have been a beauty inspiration to all us middle aged women! Bravo! Meryl Streep – I would see any film of yours, but for you, since you’re so elegant and poised, I’d love to see a makeup free performance in 2012. Celebrate your acting, not just your beauty! On to TV – if Boardwalk Empire shows one more “escort” using French beauty products in Atlantic City, I’m going to “prohibition” the show! But Anna Paquin from True Blood and Zooey Deschanel from New Girl know how to look pretty, perky, and with a hint of sexiness thanks to smart use of skin brighteners (take notes, Gaga!)
And that’s part 1 of our Year in Review of beauty products. What a year in beauty and may it continue into 2012 for some, and not for others!

I’m an accountant at a high powered big four accounting firm. I usually like to arrive at work by 8:45 and leave around 6:15 after a full day of work. I take lunch promptly at 12:30 every day and I usually can make it back to my office with ten minutes to spare. I make sure not to spend more than my average of $5 a day for lunch and if I go over one day, I make sure to reduce the cost the next day. You could say I’m a very buttoned up personality, rigid and steadfast in my daily schedule.

But now I’m taking male enhancement products because my wife wants some passion out of me. She says that monotonous routine that I mentally have for almost every activity in my life is not a welcome trait in the bedroom. So I started taking male enhancement pills to battle the monotony. And I can see the difference a lot. One day, I had a lot of intimacy that night and I ended up arriving at work at 9:56. That’s the first time I’ve ever been in past 9! And no one care and I was totally ok. After a week of sexual enhancement, I also started walking around the office chatting with my coworkers more often. And taking my jacket and tie off during the slow PM hours! It’s unheard of to me – how could the best penis pills change my rigorous schedule this much? I know it should affect me like this in the bedroom, but to unbutton my personality this much, who knew?

I even decided to call in sick today and write this blog out…. and guess what? I’m not even sick! I just didn’t feel like going in! A lot has changed and the sexual pills have started me down that path! I think I’ve created a monster and it’s starting to scare me! But it makes my wife happy and that means more unbuttoning… literally!

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